1 00:00:22,470 --> 00:00:24,604 Faster, faster, you beast! 2 00:00:24,613 --> 00:00:26,481 This is as fast as it goes, Gene. 3 00:00:26,489 --> 00:00:27,756 It has a messed-up wheel. 4 00:00:27,762 --> 00:00:29,579 And a lot of junk in the trunk. 5 00:00:29,586 --> 00:00:30,753 More to push. 6 00:00:30,759 --> 00:00:32,476 Yes, Gene. You love it. 7 00:00:32,483 --> 00:00:35,102 Beep-beep! Here we are in Turkey Town. 8 00:00:35,113 --> 00:00:36,813 Oh, hello there. 9 00:00:36,820 --> 00:00:38,454 Which one of you lucky fellas wants 10 00:00:38,461 --> 00:00:40,946 to get eaten by me this Thursday? 11 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:42,524 Me! No, me! 12 00:00:42,531 --> 00:00:44,299 Okay, settle down everyone. 13 00:00:44,306 --> 00:00:46,140 So Dad's talking to turkeys now? 14 00:00:46,148 --> 00:00:48,182 Sheesh, Dad. Get an oven. 15 00:00:48,191 --> 00:00:49,659 Your dad loves Thanksgiving. 16 00:00:49,665 --> 00:00:50,931 It's his favorite holiday. 17 00:00:50,937 --> 00:00:52,588 Will it be you? You're a big one. 18 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:54,296 - You been working out? - A little. 19 00:00:54,303 --> 00:00:55,703 Well, you look great. 20 00:00:55,710 --> 00:00:57,044 Yeah, it's a little weird, 21 00:00:57,050 --> 00:00:58,751 but it's his selection process. 22 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:00,225 It's like The Bachelor, 23 00:01:00,231 --> 00:01:01,998 but at the end, the one he chooses gets eaten. 24 00:01:02,006 --> 00:01:03,907 That's what happens on the real Bachelor, too. 25 00:01:03,915 --> 00:01:05,582 They just don't show it on camera. 26 00:01:05,589 --> 00:01:07,323 Hey Bob, what about me? 27 00:01:07,331 --> 00:01:09,583 Oh, yeah. Sorry, I didn't see you there. 28 00:01:09,592 --> 00:01:11,960 I hope he waits to get it home before he stuffs it. 29 00:01:11,970 --> 00:01:13,787 Yes... Yes, it's you. 30 00:01:13,795 --> 00:01:15,463 Really? 31 00:01:15,470 --> 00:01:16,870 Really. 32 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:18,176 Hey, thank you so much. 33 00:01:18,182 --> 00:01:19,683 I don't know what to say. 34 00:01:19,690 --> 00:01:21,057 It's okay, don't say anything. 35 00:01:21,063 --> 00:01:22,062 Oh, Bob. 36 00:01:22,068 --> 00:01:23,735 Dad, are you crying? 37 00:01:23,742 --> 00:01:25,376 Shh! Let them have their moment. 38 00:01:25,383 --> 00:01:26,500 Yes! 39 00:01:26,505 --> 00:01:28,005 Come on. Let's go get stuffing. 40 00:01:28,012 --> 00:01:29,680 Come on. You're the one! 41 00:01:29,687 --> 00:01:32,755 Come on! You are the one! 42 00:01:32,768 --> 00:01:34,870 That turkey is our mom now. 43 00:01:39,634 --> 00:01:40,834 Uh, Mr. Fischoeder. 44 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,457 Um, it's not December yet. 45 00:01:42,464 --> 00:01:44,298 And I, I paid November's rent a few days ago. 46 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:45,939 I know I used a lot of pennies, but... 47 00:01:45,947 --> 00:01:48,365 Stand down, Bob. I'm just here as a friend. 48 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:50,476 A friend who needs to borrow your family for Thanksgiving. 49 00:01:50,484 --> 00:01:52,135 What? I need to borrow 50 00:01:52,143 --> 00:01:54,711 your family for Thanksgiving dinner. 51 00:01:54,721 --> 00:01:56,822 Why? Bob, have you ever been in love? 52 00:01:56,831 --> 00:01:58,999 I-I guess. I-I technically am. 53 00:01:59,008 --> 00:02:00,208 Hi! 54 00:02:00,214 --> 00:02:02,249 Well, Bob, I was in love once, too. 55 00:02:02,257 --> 00:02:03,457 Oh, sick! 56 00:02:03,463 --> 00:02:05,097 With Shelby Schnabel, 57 00:02:05,104 --> 00:02:07,772 the most famous sharpshooter since Annie Oakley. 58 00:02:07,783 --> 00:02:10,552 You lost me at "love" but brought me back with "sharpshooter." 59 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:13,098 She left me for a married oil magnate. 60 00:02:13,109 --> 00:02:15,810 Then she left him for a married movie magnate. 61 00:02:15,821 --> 00:02:17,422 She's a magnate magnet. 62 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:18,763 More like a homewrecker. 63 00:02:18,769 --> 00:02:20,503 Exactly, which is why I need 64 00:02:20,510 --> 00:02:22,310 to give her a home to wreck. 65 00:02:22,318 --> 00:02:23,786 If you want to wreck your home, 66 00:02:23,792 --> 00:02:25,893 buy a bunch of mice, like a normal person. 67 00:02:25,902 --> 00:02:29,004 So, Bob, in exchange for one month's rent, 68 00:02:29,017 --> 00:02:31,652 can your family pretend to be my family? 69 00:02:31,663 --> 00:02:33,347 Yay! Acting! 70 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:34,754 Mmm... no. 71 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,761 From now on, call me Gene Fischoeder. 72 00:02:36,770 --> 00:02:38,771 No wait, Vesuvio Fischoeder. 73 00:02:38,779 --> 00:02:40,630 No, wait, Alabama Slammer! 74 00:02:40,638 --> 00:02:42,105 I'll need you, too, Bob, 75 00:02:42,111 --> 00:02:43,945 to pose as my cook and to roast the bird. 76 00:02:43,953 --> 00:02:45,454 Definitely not. Thanksgiving is 77 00:02:45,461 --> 00:02:47,161 this family's favorite holiday. 78 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:48,769 Eh. Wait, it's not? 79 00:02:48,776 --> 00:02:50,243 No way. Check the rankings. 80 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:53,152 my birthday, Christmas, Halloween... 81 00:02:53,164 --> 00:02:54,631 Easter... Hanukkah... 82 00:02:54,637 --> 00:02:55,971 Snow Day, Amateur Night... 83 00:02:55,977 --> 00:02:57,210 Uh, okay, that's... 84 00:02:57,216 --> 00:02:59,017 Veterans Day... Tooth Fairy Eve... 85 00:02:59,024 --> 00:03:01,225 Not real. Patrick's Day, May Day, 86 00:03:01,235 --> 00:03:03,236 Groundhog Day, season premiere of Game of Thrones... 87 00:03:03,244 --> 00:03:05,646 You've never even seen... Opposite Day, Day of the Dead... 88 00:03:05,656 --> 00:03:07,890 Stop. Dawn of the Dead, Carnivale... 89 00:03:07,899 --> 00:03:09,700 Angela Lansbury's birthday... 90 00:03:09,708 --> 00:03:10,742 No. Bath Night... 91 00:03:10,747 --> 00:03:11,930 Black Friday, 92 00:03:11,935 --> 00:03:13,235 then Thanksgiving. 93 00:03:13,241 --> 00:03:14,542 Love Black Friday. 94 00:03:14,548 --> 00:03:16,349 Black Friday before Thanksgiving? 95 00:03:16,357 --> 00:03:18,057 Yeah, 'cause it's dark. 96 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:19,365 Oh, come on guys, what about 97 00:03:19,371 --> 00:03:20,871 all of our Thanksgiving traditions? 98 00:03:20,878 --> 00:03:22,412 Gene and I always play football. 99 00:03:22,418 --> 00:03:23,651 Always go for the feet. 100 00:03:23,657 --> 00:03:24,741 Ow! 101 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,513 Tina and I break the wishbone. 102 00:03:26,521 --> 00:03:28,589 I wished for more wishbones. 103 00:03:28,597 --> 00:03:30,331 And Louise, we use the giblets 104 00:03:30,339 --> 00:03:32,607 to play Turkey Crime Scene Miami. 105 00:03:32,616 --> 00:03:35,001 Cause of death is a missing head. 106 00:03:35,011 --> 00:03:36,344 Same as last year. 107 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,684 Same as every year. 108 00:03:37,690 --> 00:03:39,858 We've got a serial killer on our hands! 109 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:43,036 But everyone's favorite part is my funny toast, right? 110 00:03:43,049 --> 00:03:44,483 Like, last year, I said, 111 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:46,724 if you want to open the door to this family, 112 00:03:46,733 --> 00:03:48,033 use the tur-key! 113 00:03:48,039 --> 00:03:49,874 Tur... 114 00:03:49,882 --> 00:03:51,048 Oh, my gosh. 115 00:03:51,053 --> 00:03:52,354 I just got it. 116 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,760 Let's up the ante. 117 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:54,866 Three months rent. 118 00:03:54,871 --> 00:03:55,905 Bobby. 119 00:03:55,910 --> 00:03:57,277 Two. Gene, no. 120 00:03:57,283 --> 00:03:58,650 Purple. What are we guessing? 121 00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:00,557 Five. Deal. 122 00:04:00,565 --> 00:04:03,233 Wow, I didn't think you were gonna go... Okay. 123 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:04,611 Uh... well, that'll make a huge difference for us. 124 00:04:04,617 --> 00:04:06,284 That's-that's like real money. 125 00:04:06,292 --> 00:04:08,360 Goodie. I'll send you all scripts for Thursday. 126 00:04:08,368 --> 00:04:10,302 I want you to really get into your parts. 127 00:04:10,311 --> 00:04:12,279 Just like I'm going to get into Shelby's parts. 128 00:04:12,287 --> 00:04:13,354 Her lady parts. 129 00:04:13,359 --> 00:04:14,659 Which are the lady parts? 130 00:04:14,665 --> 00:04:16,499 The vagina and the heart. 131 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,817 I can't believe my bridesmaid's dress 132 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,895 from Ginger's wedding still fits me. 133 00:04:22,903 --> 00:04:24,587 You look like an elegant sausage. 134 00:04:24,595 --> 00:04:27,030 I hope I can breathe to do my Thanksgiving song. 135 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,874 I thought we settled on no song. 136 00:04:28,882 --> 00:04:30,583 I hate plays that don't have songs. 137 00:04:30,590 --> 00:04:32,257 I'll find a place to fit it in. 138 00:04:32,264 --> 00:04:33,731 What's your Thanksgiving song? 139 00:04:33,738 --> 00:04:35,105 Uh, no, no, no, no, no. 140 00:04:35,111 --> 00:04:37,079 ? Pass the cranberry sauce 141 00:04:37,087 --> 00:04:38,838 ? We're having mashed potatoes 142 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,596 ? Ooh, the turkey looks great Lin... 143 00:04:40,603 --> 00:04:42,121 ? Thank you for loving me Lin. 144 00:04:42,128 --> 00:04:43,862 ? Thank you for being there Oh, God. 145 00:04:43,869 --> 00:04:45,503 ? Everyone's thankin' Lin. 146 00:04:45,510 --> 00:04:47,294 ? The whole world's thankin' you ? 147 00:04:47,302 --> 00:04:49,019 Stop, Lin. Stop. ? Thankin' us for thankin' you 148 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:50,344 Lin. ? Kill the turkey. 149 00:04:50,349 --> 00:04:51,716 Please. I liked it. 150 00:04:51,723 --> 00:04:53,140 Thank you. 151 00:04:53,146 --> 00:04:54,313 Okay, everyone, we're here. 152 00:04:54,318 --> 00:04:55,585 Listen, I figured out 153 00:04:55,591 --> 00:04:57,192 how to have our own Thanksgiving, 154 00:04:57,199 --> 00:04:59,433 stuffed inside Fischoeder's Thanksgiving. 155 00:04:59,442 --> 00:05:00,742 Like a turducken. 156 00:05:00,748 --> 00:05:02,282 A poultry within a poultry. 157 00:05:02,289 --> 00:05:04,524 It's like Inception, with meats. 158 00:05:04,533 --> 00:05:06,067 Gene, before dinner, you come in 159 00:05:06,074 --> 00:05:07,708 and we'll play tackle in the kitchen. 160 00:05:07,715 --> 00:05:09,315 Then send Tina in for the wishbone. 161 00:05:09,322 --> 00:05:10,456 And then Louise. 162 00:05:10,461 --> 00:05:11,828 And at exactly 8:00, 163 00:05:11,834 --> 00:05:13,635 you all say you have to go to the bathroom 164 00:05:13,643 --> 00:05:15,477 and then you come to the kitchen for my toast. 165 00:05:15,485 --> 00:05:17,185 8:00... that's your cue. 166 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,459 I'm only half listening. 167 00:05:18,465 --> 00:05:19,933 Did you just say you want us 168 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:21,340 to go to the bathroom in the kitchen? 169 00:05:21,346 --> 00:05:23,180 No, Louise. Come on, guys, 170 00:05:23,188 --> 00:05:24,555 "Belcher Thanksgiving" on three, ready? 171 00:05:24,561 --> 00:05:25,628 One, two... 172 00:05:25,633 --> 00:05:26,833 Ah, the Fischoeders! 173 00:05:26,838 --> 00:05:29,306 Come inside, family. 174 00:05:29,316 --> 00:05:30,717 Yay. 175 00:05:30,724 --> 00:05:32,491 Okay, uh... 176 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:33,832 You guys go. 177 00:05:33,838 --> 00:05:35,505 I'm still excited. 178 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:39,358 Uh, can-can you open the door? 179 00:05:39,364 --> 00:05:40,798 Go around the back, cook. 180 00:05:40,804 --> 00:05:42,772 Okay. Still gonna be good. 181 00:05:44,753 --> 00:05:45,953 This house was originally built 182 00:05:45,958 --> 00:05:48,793 by a paranoid arsenic manufacturer. 183 00:05:48,805 --> 00:05:52,208 Oh, I bet there are actual skeletons in these closets. 184 00:05:52,222 --> 00:05:54,289 And a dungeon full of Dungeness crabs. 185 00:05:54,297 --> 00:05:55,830 I bet when you flush the toilets, 186 00:05:55,837 --> 00:05:58,206 the water evaporates upwards and forms a rainbow. 187 00:05:58,216 --> 00:05:59,683 Two of you are correct. 188 00:05:59,689 --> 00:06:02,057 You already signed your liability waivers, 189 00:06:02,067 --> 00:06:03,735 so go explore. 190 00:06:03,743 --> 00:06:05,177 Awesome! 191 00:06:05,183 --> 00:06:07,284 So, Mr. Fisch... 192 00:06:07,293 --> 00:06:09,427 I was right about the toilets. 193 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:13,372 Huh, I thought the kitchen would be more, uh, mansion-y. 194 00:06:13,387 --> 00:06:15,622 Mansions are for the owners, Bob, not the cooks. 195 00:06:15,632 --> 00:06:17,833 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going get drunk for dinner. 196 00:06:17,842 --> 00:06:19,643 Do you mean dressed? Dressed out of my mind. 197 00:06:19,651 --> 00:06:20,985 Got to loosen up, you know? 198 00:06:20,991 --> 00:06:23,692 Right, right. Got to get my sex face on. 199 00:06:23,703 --> 00:06:25,771 I can't wait to see it. 200 00:06:25,779 --> 00:06:27,680 Well, Lin, this might not be so bad, right? 201 00:06:27,689 --> 00:06:28,688 This Thanksgiving. 202 00:06:28,693 --> 00:06:29,826 Neh. What? 203 00:06:29,832 --> 00:06:31,133 My hair! 204 00:06:31,138 --> 00:06:33,489 Now I got to go redo it. Great. Fine. 205 00:06:33,499 --> 00:06:35,517 Guess I'll just be here, alone. 206 00:06:35,526 --> 00:06:36,926 With uh... with the turkey. 207 00:06:36,932 --> 00:06:38,766 My name's Lance. 208 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:40,375 Sorry. With Lance. 209 00:06:40,382 --> 00:06:41,582 How are you, Lance? 210 00:06:41,587 --> 00:06:42,887 Pretty great. 211 00:06:42,893 --> 00:06:45,362 Oh, there are my little Fischies. 212 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:46,889 Thanks for the new outfits. 213 00:06:46,896 --> 00:06:48,880 Sometimes you need a make-under. 214 00:06:48,888 --> 00:06:49,988 I'm glad you like them. 215 00:06:49,994 --> 00:06:51,261 Now, our job tonight 216 00:06:51,266 --> 00:06:52,967 is to fool the woman of my dreams 217 00:06:52,975 --> 00:06:54,909 into believing that we are a loving, 218 00:06:54,917 --> 00:06:58,286 happy nuclear family that she can destroy. 219 00:06:58,299 --> 00:06:59,298 Romantic. 220 00:06:59,304 --> 00:07:00,971 In order to keep you kids motivated, 221 00:07:00,978 --> 00:07:03,046 we're going to be playing by arcade rules. 222 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:04,656 You'll be awarded these tickets 223 00:07:04,663 --> 00:07:07,731 for convincing performances as Fischoeder children. 224 00:07:07,744 --> 00:07:09,345 Game on. Wait, time out. 225 00:07:09,352 --> 00:07:10,819 Okay, game on again. 226 00:07:10,825 --> 00:07:12,576 I thought my shoe was untied. 227 00:07:12,584 --> 00:07:14,785 The one with the most tickets at the end of the evening 228 00:07:14,794 --> 00:07:16,862 can claim a gift from my prize room. 229 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:19,706 The only prize I need is your love, father. 230 00:07:19,717 --> 00:07:21,151 And we're off and running. 231 00:07:22,296 --> 00:07:23,830 And just like every happy family, 232 00:07:23,836 --> 00:07:26,071 we now have a commissioned painng otius, 233 00:07:26,081 --> 00:07:27,615 holding the family crest 234 00:07:27,622 --> 00:07:30,023 covered in ten schlongs, 235 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:32,101 which of course is German for "snakes." 236 00:07:32,109 --> 00:07:33,309 Oh-ho-ho. 237 00:07:33,315 --> 00:07:34,482 Look at the schlongs. 238 00:07:35,525 --> 00:07:36,692 Oh, she's here! 239 00:07:36,697 --> 00:07:38,231 She's here! Oh, God. 240 00:07:38,238 --> 00:07:40,806 Ooh, I'm so nervous. Places, people! Places! 241 00:07:40,817 --> 00:07:42,234 Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. 242 00:07:44,735 --> 00:07:46,069 You ready for the oven? 243 00:07:46,075 --> 00:07:47,342 I dunno, Bob. 244 00:07:47,348 --> 00:07:48,381 It feels weird. 245 00:07:48,386 --> 00:07:50,020 We should be doing this at home. 246 00:07:50,027 --> 00:07:53,763 I know it's not the same, but it can still be fun. 247 00:07:53,778 --> 00:07:54,811 Why don't you take a sip 248 00:07:54,816 --> 00:07:55,883 of that over there, Bob? 249 00:07:55,888 --> 00:07:57,155 That? 250 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,727 Yeah, that green bottle. 251 00:07:58,734 --> 00:08:00,235 It's, uh, absinthe. 252 00:08:00,242 --> 00:08:01,809 Doesn't this make you hallucinate? 253 00:08:01,816 --> 00:08:03,283 Carpe diem! 254 00:08:03,289 --> 00:08:04,689 - What? - Seize the day. 255 00:08:04,695 --> 00:08:06,329 All right, I'll take a little sip. 256 00:08:06,337 --> 00:08:08,172 This can't be that bad. 257 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,395 Whoa. Weird. 258 00:08:13,404 --> 00:08:15,972 Bob! Bob! Bob! 259 00:08:15,982 --> 00:08:17,716 What? 260 00:08:17,724 --> 00:08:20,025 Can you leave the oven light on for me? 261 00:08:20,035 --> 00:08:21,202 I get scared. 262 00:08:21,207 --> 00:08:22,608 So cute. 263 00:08:22,614 --> 00:08:23,914 Here's the light. 264 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,120 It's too bright. 265 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:28,094 Shelby, may I present my wife, Linda. 266 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:29,407 Pleasure to meet you, Linda. 267 00:08:29,412 --> 00:08:31,547 Oh, I like that name, Linda. 268 00:08:31,556 --> 00:08:32,989 And I'm Linda. 269 00:08:32,996 --> 00:08:34,497 Moving right along, these are my children, 270 00:08:34,503 --> 00:08:37,271 Gina, Team, and Lucy. 271 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:38,984 Welcome to our happy home. 272 00:08:38,991 --> 00:08:41,859 Any ex-lover of my father's is a friend of mine. 273 00:08:41,871 --> 00:08:43,672 What unusual children. 274 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,214 Calvin, your sperm did wonderfully. 275 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:48,143 She took my sperm and ran with it. 276 00:08:48,151 --> 00:08:49,451 Because I'm his... 277 00:08:49,457 --> 00:08:50,641 Because I... 278 00:08:50,646 --> 00:08:52,179 Because I'm his wife. 279 00:08:52,186 --> 00:08:54,871 Thank you, Linda. Say, do you kids like bullets? 280 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:56,850 I think all kids like bullets. Think fast! 281 00:08:56,858 --> 00:08:58,492 Whoa! Whoa. Wow! 282 00:08:58,500 --> 00:08:59,867 Calvin, you kept 283 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,007 my old rifle. 284 00:09:01,012 --> 00:09:02,212 You weren't carrying a torch 285 00:09:02,217 --> 00:09:04,184 for me all these years, were you? 286 00:09:04,193 --> 00:09:06,928 Oh, of course not, I was just holding it for you. You can have it back. 287 00:09:06,939 --> 00:09:09,975 You don't mind if I cock this thing in here, do you? 288 00:09:09,987 --> 00:09:10,987 Cock away. 289 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:14,567 Ow! Loud! 290 00:09:14,575 --> 00:09:16,943 That trick's called the "Reverse Cowgirl." 291 00:09:16,953 --> 00:09:19,088 I bet you could pierce Gene's ear from there. 292 00:09:19,097 --> 00:09:20,464 Ooh, do my belly button! 293 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:21,670 Not till you're 18. 294 00:09:21,676 --> 00:09:23,226 If you teach me to shoot, 295 00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:24,867 I'll teach you to regret teaching me to shoot. 296 00:09:24,874 --> 00:09:26,375 And I can teach you to make burgers, 297 00:09:26,381 --> 00:09:27,631 like in our restau... 298 00:09:27,637 --> 00:09:29,521 Eh, eh! What is she talking about? 299 00:09:29,529 --> 00:09:31,580 All this talk about shooting is making me thirsty. 300 00:09:31,589 --> 00:09:33,891 Why don't we pull the trigger on a glass of wine? 301 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:35,500 Ha-ha. I'm funny. 302 00:09:35,507 --> 00:09:36,908 I'm his funny wife. 303 00:09:36,915 --> 00:09:39,750 Being a family man suits you, Calvin. 304 00:09:39,761 --> 00:09:41,929 Hmm. You look better than I remember. 305 00:09:41,938 --> 00:09:43,572 When will Thanksgiving be over? 306 00:09:43,579 --> 00:09:46,714 I want it to be Father's Day every day! 307 00:09:46,727 --> 00:09:48,277 Very nice. Here, Father, 308 00:09:48,284 --> 00:09:49,785 let me refill your glass. 309 00:09:49,791 --> 00:09:51,992 You must be dehydrated from being so wonderful. 310 00:09:52,002 --> 00:09:53,469 Take it down a notch or two. 311 00:09:53,475 --> 00:09:55,343 Hey, Dad, remember when we did that thing 312 00:09:55,351 --> 00:09:56,985 that was fun and memorable? 313 00:09:56,992 --> 00:09:58,492 That's pathetic. 314 00:09:58,499 --> 00:10:00,834 Um, hello, I'm your chef. 315 00:10:00,844 --> 00:10:02,979 Yes, this is our chef, uh, Burt. 316 00:10:02,987 --> 00:10:05,822 Here are your salads, and now I will, uh, 317 00:10:05,834 --> 00:10:07,768 go tackle the turkey. Did you hear that, Gene? 318 00:10:07,776 --> 00:10:09,510 I'm gonna go tackle the turkey. 319 00:10:09,518 --> 00:10:10,752 Tackle away. 320 00:10:10,757 --> 00:10:12,357 Tackle the turkey. 321 00:10:12,364 --> 00:10:14,098 Ah! Ow. 322 00:10:15,363 --> 00:10:16,796 Oh! That was a great shot. 323 00:10:16,802 --> 00:10:18,403 Really, really funny. 324 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,611 Do another one. Ooh! Do a crouton. 325 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,955 Uh, no, I'm gonna go back to the kitchen now. 326 00:10:22,965 --> 00:10:24,932 So, uh, here I go. 327 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:26,474 Back to the kitchen. 328 00:10:26,481 --> 00:10:28,349 Gene, go apologize to the cook. 329 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:30,695 Gene! 330 00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:32,302 Buddy, football time. 331 00:10:32,309 --> 00:10:34,210 Let the traditions begin. 332 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:35,685 Let's make this quick. 333 00:10:35,691 --> 00:10:37,459 All right, I got the ball on the one yard line 334 00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:39,901 Hut, one! Hut, two! 335 00:10:39,911 --> 00:10:41,912 Hut, hut, hut, hike! 336 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:43,371 Ow. 337 00:10:43,378 --> 00:10:44,678 Great game, Dad, hit the showers. 338 00:10:44,684 --> 00:10:46,051 But we barely played. 339 00:10:46,057 --> 00:10:47,691 Gotta get out there and get more tickets. 340 00:10:47,698 --> 00:10:49,132 Tickets? What are you talking about? 341 00:10:49,138 --> 00:10:51,306 I don't have time to explain this to the help. 342 00:10:51,315 --> 00:10:53,549 Fine, just send Tina in. 343 00:10:53,559 --> 00:10:54,659 And come back for my toast! 344 00:10:54,664 --> 00:10:56,232 You got it, Buddy. 345 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,323 One for me... 346 00:10:58,331 --> 00:11:00,666 and one for Bob. 347 00:11:00,676 --> 00:11:02,610 I'm very good at drinking this. Thank you. 348 00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,285 There's my girl! 349 00:11:04,293 --> 00:11:05,927 Okay, time to break the wishbone, right? 350 00:11:05,934 --> 00:11:07,635 Oh, crap, it's still in the turkey. 351 00:11:07,642 --> 00:11:10,978 Well, maybe we can just pull it out a little early. 352 00:11:10,991 --> 00:11:13,993 Ow! Oh, my God, that's hot! 353 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,873 Got some skin! 354 00:11:15,881 --> 00:11:18,549 Okay, you grab your end and let's do the wish-skin. 355 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,495 Um, okay. 356 00:11:20,503 --> 00:11:22,370 Great, you won! Yay. 357 00:11:22,378 --> 00:11:24,513 What'd you wish for, more wish-skins? 358 00:11:24,522 --> 00:11:26,056 More tickets. 359 00:11:26,063 --> 00:11:27,430 I'm way behind in the best kid contest. 360 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,270 Oh. So you're gonna leave? 361 00:11:29,277 --> 00:11:30,927 I'll send Louise in. 362 00:11:33,079 --> 00:11:37,315 Louise Belcher regrets to inform you she cannot attend 363 00:11:37,331 --> 00:11:39,933 Miami due to a prior comtmenmi 364 00:11:39,944 --> 00:11:43,713 Oh, great, I guess I did all this for nothing. Ugh! 365 00:11:43,728 --> 00:11:46,163 Remember, Bob, it's all an act. 366 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,057 Thanks, Lance, you've been my rock through all this. 367 00:11:48,065 --> 00:11:49,749 I love you. 368 00:11:49,757 --> 00:11:53,660 Well, it's almost 8:00, so I'll do my toast, 369 00:11:53,675 --> 00:11:56,844 and the Belcher Thanksgiving will be back on track. 370 00:11:56,857 --> 00:11:59,676 I "yam" what I "yam." 371 00:11:59,688 --> 00:12:02,756 And what I "yam" is the luckiest man in the world. 372 00:12:02,768 --> 00:12:04,085 Yeah! 373 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,243 Was that a great toast or what? 374 00:12:06,252 --> 00:12:08,953 You're the toastest with the mostest. 375 00:12:08,964 --> 00:12:10,231 Mwah! 376 00:12:10,237 --> 00:12:11,236 Aw... 377 00:12:11,242 --> 00:12:12,910 Family! 378 00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:14,450 Thanksgiving...! 379 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,888 Lance, you're big. 380 00:12:19,899 --> 00:12:21,667 Mm-hmm! 381 00:12:45,587 --> 00:12:46,920 Oh! 382 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:04,517 This is weird, right? 383 00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:08,235 Oh, my God! 384 00:13:08,244 --> 00:13:09,878 What? What's going on? 385 00:13:09,885 --> 00:13:11,953 It's 8:35! My toast! 386 00:13:14,574 --> 00:13:18,410 Oh, Fischoeder Dad, you are hilarious! 387 00:13:18,426 --> 00:13:20,060 They're not coming, Bob. 388 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:23,419 Yeah, I know, Lance. 389 00:13:28,419 --> 00:13:29,886 Ow! My face! 390 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,893 Bobby, I need a chopped onion... stat! 391 00:13:31,902 --> 00:13:33,569 No one came in for my toast, Lin. 392 00:13:33,576 --> 00:13:34,776 My big toast. 393 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,016 You can do your toast for us tomorrow. 394 00:13:37,026 --> 00:13:38,460 Tomorrow's not Thanksgiving. 395 00:13:38,466 --> 00:13:40,266 But tomorrow we'll have five months free rent. 396 00:13:40,274 --> 00:13:42,109 Because this is working... I think. 397 00:13:42,117 --> 00:13:45,319 Now come on, I need an onion so I can cry for my next scene. 398 00:13:45,332 --> 00:13:47,099 - Chop-chop! Get it? Fine. - You don't want 399 00:13:47,106 --> 00:13:49,975 to come in here for my toast, I'll bring it out there. 400 00:13:49,987 --> 00:13:51,521 No, you will not, mister. 401 00:13:51,528 --> 00:13:53,195 I haven't even done my song yet. 402 00:13:53,202 --> 00:13:54,769 I'm coming out, Lin. 403 00:13:54,776 --> 00:13:56,977 Bob, you are drunk. 404 00:13:56,986 --> 00:13:58,804 You're drunk. 405 00:13:58,812 --> 00:14:01,714 I am not. I've only had half of four bottles of wine. 406 00:14:01,726 --> 00:14:04,728 Just bring the turkey out and you can come back in here 407 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:07,642 and take a nap on the floor like you do at home, okay? 408 00:14:07,654 --> 00:14:10,055 Now, let's go! 409 00:14:22,574 --> 00:14:23,674 - Thank you. - All right! 410 00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:26,080 Thank you. That was called 411 00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:28,291 Bravo! 412 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,602 And this is called "Better Ode To Dad." 413 00:14:30,612 --> 00:14:31,995 Get ready! 414 00:14:35,786 --> 00:14:37,353 I can't compete with that. 415 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,061 You know, I am so emotional. 416 00:14:39,069 --> 00:14:42,338 What a wonderful... family we have. 417 00:14:42,351 --> 00:14:43,651 And it's... Hmm. 418 00:14:43,657 --> 00:14:45,858 It almost, it brings tears to my eyes. Hmm. 419 00:14:45,867 --> 00:14:46,866 Just a second... 420 00:14:46,872 --> 00:14:49,674 You're doing great mom. 421 00:14:49,685 --> 00:14:51,185 Really natural. 422 00:14:52,532 --> 00:14:55,868 Oh, you are so married. 423 00:14:55,881 --> 00:14:57,848 So gosh damn married! 424 00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:01,125 Hello, it's me, the cook, Bob... 425 00:15:01,139 --> 00:15:03,307 Or Burt. And this is Lance. 426 00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:04,817 Lance is a turkey. 427 00:15:04,823 --> 00:15:06,623 Lance, these are the jerks I mentioned 428 00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:08,432 in the kitchen, when I was talking to you. 429 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,975 He seems like he's in a good place. 430 00:15:10,985 --> 00:15:12,552 So, without further ado, 431 00:15:12,559 --> 00:15:15,161 I will now give the traditional cook's toast 432 00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:17,139 that I do every year. 433 00:15:17,147 --> 00:15:19,682 Uh, maybe you should go back 434 00:15:19,693 --> 00:15:21,327 into the kitchen, Mr. Cook. 435 00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:23,602 Oh, shut up, Mrs. Fischoeder! 436 00:15:23,611 --> 00:15:25,245 Uh, ah, okay. 437 00:15:25,252 --> 00:15:27,754 Wow, there must be five months of dishes to do in there. 438 00:15:27,765 --> 00:15:29,933 You don't want to sleep in the basement again, Mr. Cook. 439 00:15:29,942 --> 00:15:32,243 Are you still talking?! 440 00:15:32,252 --> 00:15:33,819 You don't want to sleep without... 441 00:15:33,826 --> 00:15:36,127 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! Oh, dear! 442 00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:39,306 It's Thanksgiving again, and there's some "stuff-ing" 443 00:15:39,319 --> 00:15:40,786 I'm thankful for. 444 00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:43,027 ? Go on and pass the cranberries... ? 445 00:15:43,036 --> 00:15:44,503 Don't, Lin, don't! 446 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,945 ? It's time to sing a little song now. ? 447 00:15:46,955 --> 00:15:48,055 Stop it! Stop! 448 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:49,794 Wow, this is getting good. 449 00:15:49,802 --> 00:15:52,570 - All right... - Thanksgiving. 450 00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:55,188 Let's break the word down. 451 00:15:55,194 --> 00:15:56,494 Let me, uh, just... Thanks. 452 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,068 Shh. Excuse me. Sorry. 453 00:15:58,074 --> 00:16:00,108 I've heard people use that word quite often. 454 00:16:00,117 --> 00:16:02,735 Up here. Let me just "pumpkin" you up by saying... Or "than" than. 455 00:16:02,746 --> 00:16:04,580 "pumpkin you up," right? 456 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,956 Like "we have more than" day! Let's raise our glasses. 457 00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:10,435 Yes, raise your glasses. Tina, raise drop those glasses. 458 00:16:10,449 --> 00:16:12,116 Raise them higher than that. 459 00:16:12,124 --> 00:16:14,792 ? Oh, pass the cranberry! 460 00:16:14,803 --> 00:16:16,420 All right. Shut up, Lin! 461 00:16:16,427 --> 00:16:18,195 ? Let's get a little lazy 462 00:16:18,202 --> 00:16:20,103 Here's my toast, and what I say goes. 463 00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:21,812 Me? We'll go by applause. 464 00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:25,155 Everyone who liked the cook's toast best... Shh! Clap now! 465 00:16:27,145 --> 00:16:29,813 I don't need clapping. What I need is 466 00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:31,058 what every dad needs, hugging! 467 00:16:31,063 --> 00:16:33,764 Uh, kids, go hug your dad. 468 00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,343 Come on. 469 00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:39,036 No, your dad, your Fischoeder dad. 470 00:16:39,051 --> 00:16:40,585 Unbelievable. 471 00:16:40,592 --> 00:16:43,760 Wife, come! Oh, yes! 472 00:16:43,772 --> 00:16:45,657 Ah-ha, ha-ha. 473 00:16:45,665 --> 00:16:47,565 It's working. Let's seal the deal. 474 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,125 No, no. Give me those lips. 475 00:16:49,131 --> 00:16:50,665 No... no... Lips. Lips. 476 00:16:50,672 --> 00:16:51,939 No, no. Lips. Lips. 477 00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:53,062 Okay, one. 478 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,639 Whoa. Sick! Aw... 479 00:16:55,646 --> 00:16:57,213 Get your lips off her! 480 00:16:57,219 --> 00:16:59,120 Wow! Everybody wants everybody! 481 00:16:59,129 --> 00:17:00,963 This is so exciting. 482 00:17:00,970 --> 00:17:03,071 I believe the cook has had too much to drink. 483 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,647 Oh, do you believe it?! 484 00:17:04,654 --> 00:17:06,589 I believe it in my heart of hearts. 485 00:17:06,597 --> 00:17:08,531 Oh, great, everyone wants to hear your beliefs! 486 00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:10,358 Back to the kitchen now! 487 00:17:10,365 --> 00:17:11,465 I'm not going back. 488 00:17:11,470 --> 00:17:13,404 Now this is a holiday. 489 00:17:13,413 --> 00:17:15,564 Is it cool if I grab a leg? No. 490 00:17:15,573 --> 00:17:18,041 You people don't deserve to eat Lance. 491 00:17:18,051 --> 00:17:21,587 Lance is my friend, okay? 492 00:17:21,601 --> 00:17:23,302 Ow, Lance, you're burning my arm. 493 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,576 Put that turkey down. 494 00:17:24,582 --> 00:17:27,367 I pay your salary and your rent. 495 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,763 Keep your blood money, Fischoeder! 496 00:17:29,773 --> 00:17:30,890 Bobby, come back! 497 00:17:30,895 --> 00:17:32,029 Not the gravy! 498 00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:33,468 Save me some dark meat! 499 00:17:33,474 --> 00:17:34,974 Lance, take care of my father! 500 00:17:34,981 --> 00:17:36,815 Get back here with that turkey! 501 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:37,923 I'll get it back. 502 00:17:37,928 --> 00:17:39,295 I love a turkey hunt. 503 00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:40,933 Wait. What? 504 00:17:42,858 --> 00:17:45,193 They'll never catch us! Let's hide here. There he is! 505 00:17:45,203 --> 00:17:46,336 Oh, boy. 506 00:17:46,341 --> 00:17:47,340 Duck, Bob, duck! 507 00:17:47,346 --> 00:17:49,064 You're a turkey, Lance. 508 00:17:49,071 --> 00:17:51,072 Good one, Bob. 509 00:17:51,081 --> 00:17:52,348 They're gaining on us! 510 00:17:52,354 --> 00:17:53,554 Run side to side! 511 00:17:53,559 --> 00:17:56,027 Okay, but I think this is slower. 512 00:17:56,037 --> 00:17:57,671 Shelby, stop! Don't shoot him! 513 00:17:57,678 --> 00:17:59,345 What the...? 514 00:17:59,353 --> 00:18:01,888 Come back here with our turkey, cook! 515 00:18:01,898 --> 00:18:03,866 Never! He's mine! 516 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,257 No, don't shoot my dad! 517 00:18:05,264 --> 00:18:07,316 I'm not. I'm gonna shoot the cook! 518 00:18:07,324 --> 00:18:09,642 And I won't kill him. I'm just gonna maim him! 519 00:18:09,652 --> 00:18:10,651 Tackle! 520 00:18:15,211 --> 00:18:16,845 Oh, God, we killed Bobby! 521 00:18:16,852 --> 00:18:18,353 We killed Bobby! Dad! 522 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:20,610 Why do they keep calling the cook "Dad"? 523 00:18:23,801 --> 00:18:25,468 Lin, he's shot. 524 00:18:25,476 --> 00:18:26,643 Oh, thank goodness. Oh, my God. 525 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,182 Dad! Dad! 526 00:18:28,189 --> 00:18:29,389 Lance, talk to me. 527 00:18:29,394 --> 00:18:31,262 You're gonna be okay. 528 00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:34,105 No, no I'm not gonna make it, Bob. 529 00:18:34,117 --> 00:18:36,719 Don't say that, Lance. Don't talk like that! 530 00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:38,464 You're gonna be fine! 531 00:18:38,471 --> 00:18:41,106 No, I'm cold. I'm so cold. 532 00:18:41,117 --> 00:18:43,451 Get him a blanket! Get him a blanket! 533 00:18:44,968 --> 00:18:47,569 What? What's he sayin'? 534 00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:49,281 I don't know. I can't understand. 535 00:18:49,288 --> 00:18:52,023 What's he sayin'?! He's just murmuring! 536 00:18:52,035 --> 00:18:54,770 Lance? Lance? 537 00:18:54,781 --> 00:18:56,115 Oh, he's gone!! 538 00:18:56,121 --> 00:18:58,372 Oh, Bobby, I'm so sorry about all this. 539 00:18:58,381 --> 00:18:59,982 I never want to be someone else's wife, 540 00:18:59,989 --> 00:19:01,322 even for pretend. 541 00:19:01,328 --> 00:19:02,996 Sorry we ruined your Thanksgiving, Dad. 542 00:19:03,003 --> 00:19:04,503 We were jerks. 543 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:05,911 I'm sorry, too. 544 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:07,717 I promise to tackle you every day 545 00:19:07,725 --> 00:19:09,860 for the rest of my life. 546 00:19:09,869 --> 00:19:12,571 I've been talking to a turkey for a long time now. 547 00:19:12,582 --> 00:19:15,717 But I drank a lot of absinthe, just to be fair. 548 00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:18,298 Oh, Bobby, come here. Mwah! 549 00:19:18,308 --> 00:19:19,675 Lin, not now, I'm grieving. 550 00:19:19,681 --> 00:19:21,515 I lost a friend today. 551 00:19:21,523 --> 00:19:23,524 This is so confusing! 552 00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:25,651 Well, it's clear to me that this cook has, uh, 553 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:28,646 fathered these, uh, children with, uh, this... 554 00:19:28,658 --> 00:19:30,225 Oh, give it up. 555 00:19:30,232 --> 00:19:32,300 I'm not Fischoeder's wife, all right? 556 00:19:32,308 --> 00:19:34,676 He hired us to pretend to be his family 557 00:19:34,686 --> 00:19:36,386 so you'd be attracted to him... there. 558 00:19:36,394 --> 00:19:37,928 I'm touched that you would go 559 00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:40,903 to so much trouble for little old me. 560 00:19:40,915 --> 00:19:43,883 Oh, you're not old, and you're not little. 561 00:19:43,895 --> 00:19:45,096 Not where it counts. 562 00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:46,535 In the wabba-wabba. 563 00:19:46,541 --> 00:19:49,377 Oh, Calvin, this isn't gonna work. 564 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,388 Oh. 565 00:19:50,394 --> 00:19:52,561 I respect myself too much 566 00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:54,505 not to be the other woman. 567 00:19:54,513 --> 00:19:55,913 Wow, you guys are insane. 568 00:19:55,919 --> 00:19:57,186 Let's get out of here. 569 00:19:57,192 --> 00:19:58,793 We can still have dinner at home. 570 00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,866 Wait! I almost forgot! 571 00:19:59,871 --> 00:20:01,439 I have the most tickets! 572 00:20:01,446 --> 00:20:04,181 And I know exactly what I want. 573 00:20:04,192 --> 00:20:06,877 Now this portrait will grow old for me 574 00:20:06,888 --> 00:20:08,221 and I'll stay nine forever. 575 00:20:08,227 --> 00:20:10,228 Oh! This "absence" is delicious. 576 00:20:10,236 --> 00:20:11,703 It's absinthe, Lin. 577 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,179 You're absinthe. 578 00:20:14,189 --> 00:20:16,190 Hey, Mom, are you hallucinating yet? 579 00:20:16,199 --> 00:20:17,432 Not yet. I need more. 580 00:20:17,437 --> 00:20:18,771 Okay, who wants what? 581 00:20:18,777 --> 00:20:20,411 I'll take a bullet piece, please. 582 00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:22,352 Me, too! I'll have a thigh. 583 00:20:22,361 --> 00:20:24,462 There's plenty of shrapnel for everyone... don't be shy. 584 00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:27,305 Good thing the bullet hit Lance, or else we'd be eating Dad. 585 00:20:27,317 --> 00:20:29,118 He'd taste old and bitter. 586 00:20:29,126 --> 00:20:30,894 I bet Dad would've made a great dinner. 587 00:20:30,901 --> 00:20:32,101 Thanks, Tina. 588 00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:33,340 Yeah, you're so plump. 589 00:20:33,345 --> 00:20:34,646 Oh. 590 00:20:34,652 --> 00:20:36,119 Aw, to delicious Bobby! 591 00:20:36,126 --> 00:20:38,327 Lin, don't toast to eating me. 592 00:20:38,336 --> 00:20:40,771 Eat Dad! Eat Dad! Eat Dad! 593 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,665 Eat Bob! Eat Bob! Stop it. 594 00:20:42,673 --> 00:20:44,240 Thanksgiving's over! 595 00:20:44,247 --> 00:20:46,015 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 596 00:20:46,023 --> 00:20:48,424 ? Pass the cranberry sauce ? No... 597 00:20:48,434 --> 00:20:50,268 ? We're having mashed potatoes ? 598 00:20:50,275 --> 00:20:52,176 ? Ooh, the turkey looks great 599 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,919 ? Thank you for loving me Lin... 600 00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:57,032 ? Thank you for being there Please. 601 00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:58,608 ? Thank you for loving me Oh, God. 602 00:20:58,614 --> 00:21:00,949 ? Everyone's thanking Lin... 603 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,761 ? The whole world's thanking you ? Lin, stop. Lin, stop. 604 00:21:03,773 --> 00:21:05,657 ? Thanking us for thanking you ? Lin... 605 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,317 ? Kill the turkey Lin! 606 00:21:10,973 --> 00:21:13,107 No. ? Pass the cranberry sauce 607 00:21:13,116 --> 00:21:15,217 ? We're having mashed potatoes ? 608 00:21:15,226 --> 00:21:17,377 ? Ooh, the turkey looks great 609 00:21:17,386 --> 00:21:19,888 ? Thank you for loving me Lin... 610 00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:22,167 ? Thank you for being there Please. 611 00:21:22,176 --> 00:21:24,177 ? Thank you for loving me 612 00:21:24,186 --> 00:21:26,370 ? Everyone's thanking Lin... 613 00:21:26,379 --> 00:21:28,430 ? The whole world's thanking you ? Stop. 614 00:21:28,438 --> 00:21:30,222 ? Thanking us for thanking you ? 615 00:21:30,230 --> 00:21:32,232 ? Kill the turkey. 616 00:21:32,282 --> 00:21:36,832 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0